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DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/6/2003 15:07:08 states all software should have a magic button that when pressed makes your code work first time, every time and how you want it to work quote: What laws would you folk pass...... _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design


bobby Posts: 11394 Joined: 8/15/1969 From: Seattle WA USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/6/2003 19:07:01 You mean you want an off switch for Windows? [:p] _____________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (in reply to DaAngel)


HomerBohn Posts: 101 From: Montgomery Village, MD, USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/7/2003 16:37:23 well Bobby...there is an easy off switch for Windows...i call it make the computer so mad it throws the blue screen of death at you... i run Win2kPro at work, and WinME at home...what in the hell was Gates thinking releasing ME??? considering 2k is based on NT (which is something MS should have done long ago), ME is just plain terrible! i would go back to 98SE, but i figure it' s just as easy to move forward... i can' t wait to get 2k working at home! _____________________________ Bohnzie Making easy HTML tasks seem impossible since 1979 (in reply to DaAngel)


bobby Posts: 11394 Joined: 8/15/1969 From: Seattle WA USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/7/2003 17:15:07 ME was terrible... I' ll never regret upgrading to XP _____________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/8/2003 13:06:17 I think they should pass a law that ends the debate between which is best Linux or windows. ....Windows _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to bobby)


Gil Posts: 7533 From: North Carolina, USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/8/2003 14:45:12 quote: I think they should pass a law that ends the debate between which is best Linux or windows. ....Windows ROTFLMAO Define " best" _____________________________ Gil Harvey, 1947-2004 (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 8:59:14 If you look up " best" in the dictionary there is a wee Windows logo beside the definition _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to Gil)

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RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 9:29:59

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I think they should pass a law that ends the debate between which is best Linux or windows.

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If you look up " best" in the dictionary there is a wee Windows logo beside the definition

UH OH DaAngel. You sure are brave! Didn' t I see a picture of you somewhere in here? Beware of the alterations that are most likely to happen once Bobby sees your post! roflol!! And I thought that Bobby liked to step out and speak up on things, wow. I have to admit, you are brave! roflmbo!!!!

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DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 9:47:50 I think they should pass a law on picture alterations...lmao Attachment (1) < Message edited by DaAngel -- 4/9/2003 9:48 AM > _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to c1sissy)


Gil Posts: 7533 From: North Carolina, USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 10:02:56 quote: If you look up " best" in the dictionary there is a wee Windows logo beside the definition Oh gee - you have the final release version of the dictionary - that was patched with Sevice Pack 15!! See below: Attachment (1) _____________________________ Gil Harvey, 1947-2004 (in reply to DaAngel)


erinatkins Posts: 3072 From: Mechanicsville VA USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 10:31:07 LOL[:p] _____________________________ All Hail Great Spooky - Master of the Outfront Forums. He can make you or break you. (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 13:08:23 I think that they should have a law that states people should use an unabridged dictionary [:p] You must have the linux version. [:j] Attachment (1) _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to Gil)


Gil Posts: 7533 From: North Carolina, USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 13:54:55 quote: You must have the linux version. Well, there is no Windows version - it is constantly being upgraded to plug security leaks[:p] Of course the older versions, like your screen, shot do show the proprietery nature of MickeySoft. And just like the " shared borders" of Frontpage it doubles the logo Seriously, Windows has done more to bring computing to the masses than any other application and is " THE" invention of our generation. I for one am glad there is a Windows - makes my job working with ' real' computers that much more valuable _____________________________ Gil Harvey, 1947-2004 (in reply to DaAngel)


c1sissy Posts: 5084 Joined: 7/20/2002 From: NJ Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 14:27:17 quote: I think they should pass a law on picture alterations...lmao roflmbo!!! Cute!! _____________________________ Deb-aka-c4Ksissy high panjandurum and alpha female of the silverback tribe As decreed by Jesper 5-24-2003. The only stupid question is... the one that is never asked!! http://directory.css-styling.com http://fmsforum.com http://positioniseverything.net/ http://www.tanfa.co.uk/ (in reply to DaAngel)


bobby Posts: 11394 Joined: 8/15/1969 From: Seattle WA USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 14:59:15 ROFL! What a great thread... I wish I had the energy to post more. _____________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (in reply to DaAngel)


Seventh Posts: 1235 Joined: 8/4/2002 From: The Motor City Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 15:08:57 quote: I wish I had the energy to post more. Is it because you' re too busy eating all of the other ' bobbies' ? You' re looking quite satisfied in the lower region.[:j] _____________________________ "go forth and create." (in reply to bobby)


bobby Posts: 11394 Joined: 8/15/1969 From: Seattle WA USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 15:12:43 nope, flu [:' (] the whole fan-damily _____________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 16:41:26 There should be a law against all non-real computers . I guess all my poor putters from my first 8086 to my present day....... super dupper T3 connected, hydrogen cooled, 10ft wide screen, 50 Dolby speaker system, game boy... are and never were real......well shucks ain' t that a let down. Or maybe I am not a real person ... working with make believe computers.... if thats so, [:j] how do I know you are real.... ahgggg my head hurts..... ...... ...... unless it is not a real head..... _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to Gil)


bobby Posts: 11394 Joined: 8/15/1969 From: Seattle WA USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 17:00:09 DaAngel... Close your eyes and contemplate this: If all you know, all you see and hear and remember, and even that which you forget is simply an electronic signal and chemical reaction processed by the neural pathways in your brain... then you are trusting your brain that the world around you truely exists. When you shut down your computer, how do you know that OutFront exisits? When your friend leaves the room, how do you know that they really exist? Because your feeble mind tells you that it is so? And if all " matter" in the universe is made up of atomic particles... or swirling spec' s of light... and there is no truely solid matter... then aren' t we all simply holographic projections interpreted by millions of singular, individual conscious beings as " real" ? Um... sorry... cold medicine must be kicking in... I like the sound of computers in " your world" - beats the P-III I' m messing with right now " There is no spoon" _____________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 17:26:25 That is not medicine thats Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Are you watching Star Trek or something? On closer inspection I found my computer to consist of... My monitor is a Corn flake box with a cut out covered by cling film... my keyboard is a shoe box... my CD rom has bits that look like a pop-up toaster.... my internet connection seems to be enabled via a coat hanger..... But the best news is......add MS windows to this and magically I have a real computer. < Message edited by DaAngel -- 4/9/2003 5:27 PM > _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to bobby)


barry Posts: 742 Joined: 6/26/2002 From: Baltimore, MD Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 20:46:08 Since we are all imagining I imagine a Windows system that does not crash every 6 hours I imagine a Windows customer service that really exist I imagine MS opening arms wide to any decent software house I imagine Bill G and MS offering money back when their junk does not work I imagine not having to buy a REAL user manual after I spent $$ on the software, because the one that came with the junk is about as useful as a white pages from 1980 What do you imagine? Barry (in reply to DaAngel)


Gil Posts: 7533 From: North Carolina, USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 22:08:23 quote: I imagine a system that does not crash every 6 hours I imagine an OS opening arms wide to any decent software house Hmmm, sounds like Unix to me Barry, just a true life story: I owned (well, with a partner) a ISP a few years ago - we had three WIN web servers and two Unix FreeBSD web servers - we had to have someone reboot the WIN boxes every week or they would crash - we rebooted the Unix boxes every new years day, excepot we forgot once and never bothered... _____________________________ Gil Harvey, 1947-2004 (in reply to barry)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 22:57:03 They should pass a law that states that any and all Unix web servers, working along side Windows servers, should be used at least once every year for one hour after a good dusting. I also imagine free support for windows....... I imagine a sensible world in which common sense prevailed and Windows was not a trademark. I do think however that my lack of knowledge of linux can be based on one of two things...... 1. My windows based " Real" machine preforms....thus I don' t need to look else were. 2. I can' t be bothered. I am going for Number one. Now I ask you, why do so many linux user have knowledge about windows..... 1. There OS does not preform and they need to look else where. 2. ..erm......uhm.......ohh....nope....thats not it can' t think of a number 2 must be number 1. Barry, as for your complaints, they can be ascribed to nearly every software vendor. _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to Gil)


Gil Posts: 7533 From: North Carolina, USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 23:02:45 quote: 1. My windows based " Real" machine preforms....thus I don' t need to look else were. I rest my case - thread ended! _____________________________ Gil Harvey, 1947-2004 (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/9/2003 23:15:10 I think they should pass a law that for once and for all time defines how long a single thread is [:p]. Being new and all, I wonder Gil if you always take it upon yourself to " End" others threads? < Message edited by DaAngel -- 4/10/2003 7:51 AM > _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to Gil)


c1sissy Posts: 5084 Joined: 7/20/2002 From: NJ Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/10/2003 7:34:29 quote: I think they should pass a law that for once and for all time defines how long a single thread is roflol!!! _____________________________ Deb-aka-c4Ksissy high panjandurum and alpha female of the silverback tribe As decreed by Jesper 5-24-2003. The only stupid question is... the one that is never asked!! http://directory.css-styling.com http://fmsforum.com http://positioniseverything.net/ http://www.tanfa.co.uk/ (in reply to DaAngel)


Swirl Posts: 2708 From: Cincinnati, Ohio USA Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/10/2003 8:13:43 Hmmmm, look what I found... Attachment (1) _____________________________ Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix (in reply to DaAngel)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/10/2003 8:27:07 lmao _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to Swirl)


c1sissy Posts: 5084 Joined: 7/20/2002 From: NJ Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/10/2003 8:32:09 Swirl: I would have thought if you looked up the word Microsoft, Monopoly would have been the first definition listed! _____________________________ Deb-aka-c4Ksissy high panjandurum and alpha female of the silverback tribe As decreed by Jesper 5-24-2003. The only stupid question is... the one that is never asked!! http://directory.css-styling.com http://fmsforum.com http://positioniseverything.net/ http://www.tanfa.co.uk/ (in reply to Swirl)


DaAngel Posts: 300 Joined: 3/30/2003 From: Posting Machine - Belfast Child Status: offline	RE: I think they should pass a law that.... - 4/12/2003 0:35:25 Smiles, DaAngel�, ends this thread. _____________________________ North Carolina Web Design Rockingham City Web Design (in reply to c1sissy)

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