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Tailslide Posts: 6036 Joined: 5/10/2005 From: Out here on the raggedy edge Status: offline	A love song - 7/6/2006 9:30:33 http://www.esanity.co.uk/podcasts/HandsToBoag.mp3 _____________________________ "My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it" Little Blue Plane Web Design \| Blood, Sweat & Rust - A Land Rover restoration project


Donkey Posts: 3869 Joined: 11/13/2001 From: Blackfield United Kingdom Status: offline	RE: A love song - 7/6/2006 11:19:09 The vocals were a bit indistinct; he needs to enunciate properly and they need to adjust the balance so you can hear him. I heard the words CSS and web standards but the rest was just a mishmash of crooning. Nice idea though is there an album? Some of the tracks could be "The wind beneath my Doctypes" "You're so Accessible" "Rollover Navigation" "Validate me Baby" "Dig that crazy XML" "Hit me with your coding stick" "Perl wasn't a singer" _____________________________ I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. Samuel Clemens (in reply to Tailslide)


Tailslide Posts: 6036 Joined: 5/10/2005 From: Out here on the raggedy edge Status: offline	RE: A love song - 7/6/2006 11:20:18 quote: ORIGINAL: Donkey "Perl wasn't a singer" _____________________________ "My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it" Little Blue Plane Web Design \| Blood, Sweat & Rust - A Land Rover restoration project (in reply to Donkey)


womble Posts: 5526 Joined: 3/14/2005 From: Living on the edge Status: offline	RE: A love song - 7/6/2006 12:09:45 _____________________________ ~~ "A cruel god ain't no god at all" ~~ (in reply to Tailslide)


Nicole Posts: 2830 Joined: 9/15/2004 From: Nambucca / Kempsey, Australia Status: offline	RE: A love song - 7/6/2006 16:43:13 ...it really is a foreign language we speak isn't it! Who apart from a web designer would have a clue what he's singing about. On a similar note, I was trying to explain the other night to the other half about how I'm learning a new way of designing, trying to explain tables and CSS layout, oh my, I gave up after about 30 seconds _____________________________ (in reply to womble)


swoosh Posts: 1436 Joined: 5/18/2002 From: Beaver Falls, PA Status: offline	RE: A love song - 7/6/2006 20:59:43 Maybe this is one of the tracks I would answer to yb2's Desert Island question..................NAH quote: it really is a foreign language we speak isn't it! So true _____________________________ Swoooosh Just Do It! (in reply to Tailslide)


jaybee Posts: 14157 Joined: 10/7/2003 From: Berkshire, UK Status: offline	RE: A love song - 7/6/2006 22:31:07 Well I did my best but I am listening on a laptop speaker so I might have more luck on the good ones tomorrow. Any words I couldn't make out are starred. [edit] I listened again this morning and I think I got it. There's one line, just before the bit about MS Word I'm not sure about All together now..... quote: Supervisor rants and says his web site's pants I want my clicks improved by Friday I hit the URL It's like the bowels of hell God give me strength It's just a nightmare So raise your hands To the light and pray That we can fix this web site today Tonight I need your css coding in the darkness From now on no more tables nest You will meet web standards This source code makes me weep There's tables fifteen deep In Netscape 6 it looks like garbage we'll never save this turd It's built with MS Word With every click I find new carnage So raise your hands To the light and pray That we can fix this web site today Tonight I need your css coding in the darkness From now on no more tables nest You will meet web standards Tonight I need your css coding in the darkness From now on no more tables nest You will meet web standards I guess I'll have to start from scratch Then I can kiss this piece of trash Goodbye Goodbye Tonight I need your css coding in the darkness From now on no more tables nest You will meet web standards Tonight I need your css coding in the darkness From now on no more tables nest You will meet web standards < Message edited by jaybee -- 7/7/2006 5:20:27 > _____________________________ If it ain't broke..... fix it until it is. GAWDS Now where did I put that Doctype? (in reply to swoosh)